The teachers failed the test...

This happened a few weeks ago.

I can't figure out if it is a funny story

or 

a scary one ...

Wiki: I don't eat mammals, so it's chicken lasagne.

Unnamed Girl going to Senior High School year: Isn't that a mammal?

...

Wiki: No, I believe it's a bird.
...

Unnamed: But aren't birds mammals.
...

Wiki: ...Ummm....
...

Unnamed: I'll look it up on my iPhone.

Beep

Unnamed: Hey, you are right!
...

Wiki: (speechless)

Yeah this girl is going to leave soon for college ...

The school system these days ...  is sad.

E-Mail fun

Today I did some school work.

Wrote a document.

Used spell check quickly for my awful spelling

Copied. 

Pasted in a E-Mail.

Clicked send. 

Five minutes later ...

Cat's Mother (from other side of the room):  'You sent me an e-mail?'

Wiki:  'Yep. I need you to check that school assignment.' 

CM: 'You are right there, why don't you just call me over to check your work.'

W:  Since you're always on your blog, Twitter and E-Mail, I thought I'd get more of a response this way.

CM:  Maybe I should 'tweet' this.

This comeback failed as I lack a Twitter account as far as I know.
(From Mom - you are not getting one either)

For fun I doing the same thing with this email.

Can't wait for the response!     

I SO did not say that ... but you are awfully cute ... Love, Mom

Because he is funny...

He so funny looking he just has to go on my blog.

I'M SORRY!

I know I haven't done a blog post for a while.

And one that is wise or witty. (But, hey!  They are mine.)

I am thinking about doing another Tips for School blog again.

I just need to get some quotes... 

If you know any good quotes from books or music, please tell me!