Thursday, April 7, 2011

Lord of the what?

In Lord of the Rings
we have the hobbits.
The cartoons all look like they are
10 years old.
Then there are the humans in the group.
The non-cartoon Aragorn and Boromir are way cuter.
(The Cat's Mother says they also look less smelly) 
The elf.
Legolas as a  cartoon, and then Orlando Bloom, the actor.
 (The Cats Mother thinks he is waaay cuter)
The dwarf.
Gimli's ax isn't for making trees fall, its to make orcs fall. 
And last, but not least Gandalf.
He looks like he could be from the Bible.
That's on the good side.

On the bad side, we have the evil Sauron.
It must be a drag to carry all that armor.
Sme√°gol/Gollum who is some times on the good side,
Creepy and... I'm not sure who's creepier.  
And the orcs.
I have one word.  Ugly.

In Veggie Tales,  Lord of the Beans,
we have these guys.

For Frodo, it's this guy,
This Toto and the Bean.
Gandalf was played by this cucumber.
Gandalf's lunch, Randalf.
Aragon, poor guy, got this!
Ear-a-Corn also known as Larry, is not someone to be around when he's messing with his sword.
Partly because of his aim, also it's sharp and if you are like me, you kind of like your head. 
Legolos well ...
This Leg-o-Lamb, whose arrows are tipped with toilet plungers. 
And here's the dwarf.
Unlike Gimli, Grumpy doesn't know how to use his ax.  

For the bad guys we have Scaryman,
No picture to be found.

People call him Ahem,because that's a sound that he makes with his throat. Sad.
And you guessed it, the sporks!

On the left we have an evil spork, and the right one -
is the one that you can eat with. 

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